Hover text: Sitting on your ass and doing nothing all day - America's favorite pastime.
Welcome to the new Ballerina Mafia website! Obviously the old design wasn't nearly professional enough for my needs, but it was never intended to be long-lasting. Let me know if you have any comments on the new site! Make sure you check out the downloads page and the about page, which are updated by now.
This comic is adapted from the real adventures of myself, Shugwar, and a few of our friends in high school, where our wood shop teacher essentially broke us out of school to avoid a pep rally.